The Nation of Straight Edge Society is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by CM Punk with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.814 billion Straight Edges hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chicago. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The Straight Edge economy, worth 90.1 trillion Triple XES a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,685 Triple XES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

International terrorists often get their weapons supply in Straight Edge Society, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, CM Punk has just been declared ruler of Straight Edge Society in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is moderate. Straight Edge Society's national animal is the punk cub and its national religion is Straight Edgeism.

Straight Edge Society is ranked 102,686^th in the world and 13^th in Allied Nations Treaty Organization for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,005.68 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.