The Holy Moist Towelette of Storalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sekro Vokyora with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.508 billion Storalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storalis. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Storalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,699 trillion Stora L'Kuns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,301 Stora L'Kuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polite commuters on the Storalis Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, Max Barry is this year's Miss Storalia, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime is totally unknown. Storalia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Storalia is ranked 2,837^th in the world and 2^nd in Elparia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 676.84 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.