The Rolling Stone of Stone Circle Aviators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Thor with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 29.676 billion Stone Circle Aviatorsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonehenge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stone Circle Aviatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,643 trillion nibs a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,787 nibs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, Thor's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone Circle Aviators's national animal is the side hill Sporan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iron Age Druidry.

Stone Circle Aviators is ranked 117,470^th in the world and 13^th in Outer Space for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 946.44 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.