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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,592ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,082ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,463rd
The Rolling Stone of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
lost in Translation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Stone Circle Aviators

Population29.676 billion

FaithIron Age Druidry

Animalside hill Sporan

The Rolling Stone of Stone Circle Aviators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Thor with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 29.676 billion Stone Circle Aviatorsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonehenge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stone Circle Aviatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,643 trillion nibs a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,787 nibs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, Thor's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone Circle Aviators's national animal is the side hill Sporan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iron Age Druidry.

Stone Circle Aviators is ranked 117,470th in the world and 13th in Outer Space for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 946.44 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,592ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,082ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,463rdTop
Largest Populations: 3,172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,135thHighest Economic Output: 4,281stNudest: 7,440thRudest Citizens: 7,701stLowest Crime Rates: 7,777thMost Efficient Economies: 8,588thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,273rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,551stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,829thLargest Governments: 11,019thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,705thSafest: 14,350thMost Developed: 16,176thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,756thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,131stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,011thLargest Retail Industry: 19,124thMost Cultured: 19,979thLargest Mining Sector: 19,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,477thHighest Average Incomes: 24,833rdMost Average: 25,209thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,984th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

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