The Rolling Stone of Stone Circle Aviators is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Thor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.658 billion Stone Circle Aviatorsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonehenge. The average income tax rate is 79.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Stone Circle Aviatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,561 trillion nibs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 92,612 nibs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone Circle Aviators's national animal is the side hill Sporan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Iron Age Druidry.

Stone Circle Aviators is ranked 21,719^th in the world and 2^nd in The Toilet Bowl for Most Developed, scoring 81.34 on the Human Development Index.