Population | 8.434 billion |
Capital | Stollberg |
Leader | Daniel Ar von Gerk zu Stollberg-Stolberg |
Faith | Bergisch Christianity |
Currency | Goldweiler |
Animal | Lovebird |
The Grand Golden Sunflower Duchy of Stollberg-Stolberg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel Ar von Gerk zu Stollberg-Stolberg with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.434 billion Stollberg-Stolbergians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stollberg. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Stollberg-Stolbergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,756 trillion Goldweilers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 208,282 Goldweilers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, neighboring nations are tired of Stollberg-Stolberg's big fish stories, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stollberg-Stolberg's national animal is the Lovebird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bergisch Christianity.
Stollberg-Stolberg is ranked 1,783rd in the world and 50th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 148.83 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Stollberg-Stolberg lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Stollberg-Stolberg lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Stollberg-Stolberg, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Stollberg-Stolberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Stollberg-Stolberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Stollberg-Stolberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Stollberg-Stolberg, neighboring nations are tired of Stollberg-Stolberg's big fish stories.
- : Stollberg-Stolberg lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Stollberg-Stolberg, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Stollberg-Stolberg lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.