Population | 29.934 billion |
Capital | Vladistov |
Leader | Vladimir Stuyonovich |
Faith | atheism |
Currency | stoklomov |
Animal | South China tiger |
The Liaoist Federation of Stoklomolvi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Stuyonovich with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 29.934 billion Stoklomolvi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistov. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Stoklomolvi economy, worth an astonishing 15,511 trillion stoklomovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 518,180 stoklomovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoklomolvi's national animal is the South China tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.
Stoklomolvi is ranked 181,524th in the world and 1st in Minyang for Most Authoritarian, with 395.6 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Stoklomolvi, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in
Stoklomolvi, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
- : Following new legislation in
Stoklomolvi, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in
Stoklomolvi, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
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Stoklomolvi, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
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Stoklomolvi, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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Stoklomolvi, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
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Stoklomolvi, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
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Stoklomolvi, Vladimir Stuyonovich's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
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Stoklomolvi, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.