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Safest: 15th Lowest Crime Rates: 23rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th
The Liaoist Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Zhit' stalo luchshe, zhit' stalo veselej!
Vladimir Stuyonovich
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Stoklomolvi

Population26.461 billion

CapitalVladistov
LeaderVladimir Stuyonovich
Faithatheism

Currencystoklomov
AnimalSouth China tiger

The Liaoist Federation of Stoklomolvi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vladimir Stuyonovich with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.461 billion Stoklomolvi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoklomolvi economy, worth an astonishing 13,365 trillion stoklomovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 505,083 stoklomovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, dessert dishes make up the Stoklomolvi breakfast menu, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoklomolvi's national animal is the South China tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Stoklomolvi is ranked 162,839th in the world and 2nd in Minyang for Most Primitive, scoring -1525.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Safest: 15thLowest Crime Rates: 23rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30thSmartest Citizens: 30thHealthiest Citizens: 33rdLargest Governments: 34thMost Scientifically Advanced: 36thMost Secular: 39thHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rdMost Efficient Economies: 57thLargest Agricultural Sector: 73rdHighest Poor Incomes: 88thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 101stHighest Economic Output: 166thMost Cultured: 186thMost Developed: 188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 191stHighest Average Incomes: 223rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 231stLongest Average Lifespans: 236thMost Advanced Public Education: 238thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 282ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 358thMost Inclusive: 391stLargest Publishing Industry: 484thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 493rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 531stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 652ndRudest Citizens: 655thLargest Information Technology Sector: 753rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,195thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,446thMost Stationary: 1,538thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,682ndMost Pacifist: 2,038thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,214thLargest Populations: 2,525thLargest Mining Sector: 3,045thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,096thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,978thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,148thMost Influential: 7,496thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9,303rdNudest: 14,455thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,095th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, dessert dishes make up the Stoklomolvi breakfast menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Stoklomolvi's radio stations.
  • : Stoklomolvi's influence in Minyang fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people.

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