The Liaoist Federation of Stoklomolvi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Stuyonovich with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 27.499 billion Stoklomolvi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoklomolvi economy, worth an astonishing 13,896 trillion stoklomovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 505,340 stoklomovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoklomolvi's national animal is the South China tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Stoklomolvi is ranked 82,381^st in the world and 1^st in Minyang for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,489.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.