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Safest: 18thMost Developed: 23rdLowest Crime Rates: 29th
The Liaoist Federation of
New York Times Democracy
Zhit' stalo luchshe, zhit' stalo veselej!
Vladimir Stuyonovich
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Stoklomolvi

Population29.934 billion

CapitalVladistov
LeaderVladimir Stuyonovich
Faithatheism

Currencystoklomov
AnimalSouth China tiger

The Liaoist Federation of Stoklomolvi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Stuyonovich with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 29.934 billion Stoklomolvi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoklomolvi economy, worth an astonishing 15,511 trillion stoklomovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 518,180 stoklomovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoklomolvi's national animal is the South China tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Stoklomolvi is ranked 181,524th in the world and 1st in Minyang for Most Authoritarian, with 395.6 milliStalins.

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Safest: 18thMost Developed: 23rdLowest Crime Rates: 29thSmartest Citizens: 30thLongest Average Lifespans: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 32ndHealthiest Citizens: 37thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 42ndLargest Governments: 43rdMost Secular: 49thHighest Average Tax Rates: 81stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 96thHighest Poor Incomes: 97thHighest Economic Output: 158thLargest Agricultural Sector: 164thMost Efficient Economies: 175thMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rdMost Cultured: 202ndHighest Average Incomes: 263rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 271stMost Advanced Public Education: 293rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 384thMost Inclusive: 405thLargest Publishing Industry: 444thMost Subsidized Industry: 487thRudest Citizens: 490thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 507thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 511thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 596thLargest Information Technology Sector: 667thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 988thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,282ndMost Stationary: 1,348thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,567thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,588thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,834thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,970thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,347thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,210thLargest Mining Sector: 4,320thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,164thMost Influential: 8,375thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,831stLargest Retail Industry: 18,811th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, Vladimir Stuyonovich's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.

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