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Safest: 16thMost Developed: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 27th
The Liaoist Federation of
New York Times Democracy
Zhit' stalo luchshe, zhit' stalo veselej!
Vladimir Stuyonovich
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Stoklomolvi

Population27.499 billion

CapitalVladistov
LeaderVladimir Stuyonovich
Faithatheism

Currencystoklomov
AnimalSouth China tiger

The Liaoist Federation of Stoklomolvi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Stuyonovich with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 27.499 billion Stoklomolvi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoklomolvi economy, worth an astonishing 13,896 trillion stoklomovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 505,340 stoklomovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoklomolvi's national animal is the South China tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Stoklomolvi is ranked 82,381st in the world and 1st in Minyang for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,489.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Safest: 16thMost Developed: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 27thLongest Average Lifespans: 30thSmartest Citizens: 31stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34thHealthiest Citizens: 36thLargest Governments: 37thMost Scientifically Advanced: 39thMost Secular: 49thHighest Average Tax Rates: 60thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 108thHighest Poor Incomes: 110thMost Efficient Economies: 129thLargest Agricultural Sector: 153rdHighest Economic Output: 171stMost Advanced Public Transport: 189thMost Cultured: 189thHighest Average Incomes: 247thMost Advanced Public Education: 250thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 252ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 316thMost Subsidized Industry: 322ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 357thMost Inclusive: 404thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 480thLargest Publishing Industry: 489thRudest Citizens: 535thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 729thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 782ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,138thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,425thMost Stationary: 1,476thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,692ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,188thLargest Populations: 2,444thLargest Mining Sector: 2,957thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,150thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,356thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,862ndMost Influential: 7,096thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9,521stNudest: 14,492ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,687thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,222nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Stoklomolvi altered its national flag.

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