The Liaoist Federation of Stoklomolvi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vladimir Stuyonovich with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.461 billion Stoklomolvi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoklomolvi economy, worth an astonishing 13,365 trillion stoklomovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 505,083 stoklomovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, dessert dishes make up the Stoklomolvi breakfast menu, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoklomolvi's national animal is the South China tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Stoklomolvi is ranked 162,839^th in the world and 2^nd in Minyang for Most Primitive, scoring -1525.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.