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Safest: 15thMost Developed: 22ndLowest Crime Rates: 26th
The Liaoist Federation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Zhit' stalo luchshe, zhit' stalo veselej!
Vladimir Stuyonovich
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Stoklomolvi

Population27.731 billion

CapitalVladistov
LeaderVladimir Stuyonovich
Faithatheism

Currencystoklomov
AnimalSouth China tiger

The Liaoist Federation of Stoklomolvi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Stuyonovich with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 27.731 billion Stoklomolvi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoklomolvi economy, worth an astonishing 14,140 trillion stoklomovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 509,928 stoklomovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, voting is voluntary, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoklomolvi's national animal is the South China tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Stoklomolvi is ranked 164,119th in the world and 1st in Minyang for Most Avoided, scoring 0.17 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Safest: 15thMost Developed: 22ndLowest Crime Rates: 26thSmartest Citizens: 27thLongest Average Lifespans: 28thHealthiest Citizens: 34thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35thLargest Governments: 37thMost Scientifically Advanced: 39thHighest Average Tax Rates: 60thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 101stMost Secular: 102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 105thMost Efficient Economies: 129thLargest Agricultural Sector: 145thHighest Economic Output: 164thMost Cultured: 188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 191stHighest Average Incomes: 246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 250thMost Advanced Public Education: 256thMost Subsidized Industry: 320thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 326thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 356thMost Inclusive: 388thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 473rdLargest Publishing Industry: 474thRudest Citizens: 476thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 747thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 764thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,123rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,393rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,425thMost Stationary: 1,465thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,671stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,106thLargest Populations: 2,439thLargest Mining Sector: 3,069thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,010thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,305thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,116thMost Influential: 7,119thTop
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Nudest: 13,234thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,396thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,492nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.

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