The Kingdom of Stoinia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Andrei III with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 9.399 billion Stoinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinaia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Stoinian Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,309 Stoinian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, Stoinia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and nobility is the world's oldest profession. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoinia's national animal is the Stoinian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoinian Orthodoxy.

Stoinia is ranked 103,338^th in the world and 4,804^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 37.63 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.