by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,917thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,034thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,115th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A maioribus nostris, pro filiis nostris
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population9.399 billion

LeaderKing Andrei III
FaithStoinian Orthodoxy

CurrencyStoinian Dinar
AnimalStoinian Lion

The Kingdom of Stoinia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Andrei III with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 9.399 billion Stoinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinaia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Stoinian Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,309 Stoinian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, Stoinia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and nobility is the world's oldest profession. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoinia's national animal is the Stoinian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoinian Orthodoxy.

Stoinia is ranked 103,338th in the world and 4,804th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 37.63 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,917thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,034thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,538thMost Influential: 5,563rdMost Cultured: 5,734thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,365thSafest: 6,629thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,516thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,748thLargest Governments: 7,807thLowest Crime Rates: 7,975thMost Developed: 8,445thHealthiest Citizens: 8,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,716thHighest Food Quality: 8,990thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,345thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,279thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,495thMost Devout: 11,910thMost Patriotic: 12,404thSmartest Citizens: 12,533rdTop
Best Weather: 13,774thMost Efficient Economies: 14,060thHighest Economic Output: 16,201stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,536thMost Inclusive: 18,568thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,527thHighest Average Incomes: 20,081stNicest Citizens: 20,162ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,036th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 145th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 153rd in the regionMost Cultured: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 179th in the regionLargest Governments: 208th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 217th in the regionSafest: 219th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 225th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 233rd in the regionMost Devout: 238th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 247th in the regionMost Developed: 255th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Patriotic: 273rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 285th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 295th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 372nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 378th in the regionLargest Populations: 382nd in the regionBest Weather: 447th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 491st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 567th in the regionMost Influential: 580th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 596th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 632nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 657th in the regionMost Inclusive: 686th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 715th in the regionNicest Citizens: 731st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 772nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 788th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,127th in the region

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