by Max Barry

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,258th Highest Crime Rates: 2,774th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,331st
The Gross Empiredom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
For Fatherland, Motherland, Uncleland, and Bad Slogans
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population15.249 billion

LeaderStinking Bishop Tom Bradley
FaithChezzen Christianity

CurrencyMaltropian Ducat

The Gross Empiredom of Stilton-on-the-Rocks is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Stinking Bishop Tom Bradley with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.249 billion Stiltonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jarlsberg. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Stiltonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Maltropian Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,530 Maltropian Ducats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,014 per year while the poor average 13,442, a ratio of 30.0 to 1.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, Stilton-on-the-Rocks-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, copyright laws have been abolished, and the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Stilton-on-the-Rocks's national animal is the Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chezzen Christianity.

Stilton-on-the-Rocks is ranked 163,445th in the world and 7th in Paradoxia for Safest, scoring 6.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,258thHighest Crime Rates: 2,774thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,331stFattest Citizens: 4,259thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,709thMost Armed: 4,956thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,445thMost Avoided: 6,624thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,828thLargest Mining Sector: 7,625thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,987thLargest Populations: 8,337thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,632ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,529thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,031stLargest Retail Industry: 11,232ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,640th

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