Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 424th Largest Mining Sector: 434th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 474th
The Glorious Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Nulli Secundus
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Glorious Nation of Stigtheawesome is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal Leader and President Stig with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.908 billion Stigtheawesomeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Stigtopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Stigtheawesomean economy, worth a remarkable 2,516 trillion Conventionsthalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 318,239 Conventionsthalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers, swings are banned for being a danger to children, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Stigtheawesome's national animal is the Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Stighilism.

Stigtheawesome is ranked 161,570th in the world and 4,716th in Balder for Longest Average Lifespans, with 23.93 Years.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 424thLargest Mining Sector: 434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 474thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 566thLargest Insurance Industry: 605thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 611thMost Corrupt Governments: 737thMost Avoided: 741stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 796thHighest Poor Incomes: 846thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 854thHighest Average Incomes: 1,005thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,216thLowest Crime Rates: 1,361stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,468thMost Efficient Economies: 1,538thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,098thHighest Economic Output: 3,122ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,566thMost Secular: 3,797thLargest Black Market: 3,959thLargest Retail Industry: 4,553rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,837thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,044thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,705thLargest Governments: 11,731stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,885thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,475thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,841stMost Authoritarian: 15,590th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 50th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 72nd in the regionMost Secular: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 123rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 180th in the regionLargest Black Market: 226th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 279th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 440th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 446th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 460th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stigtheawesome's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Stigtheawesome's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Stigtheawesome was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Stigtheawesome, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in Stigtheawesome, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Stigtheawesome, swings are banned for being a danger to children.
  • : Following new legislation in Stigtheawesome, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Stigtheawesome, the giant 80-storey carving of Eternal Leader and President Stig in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Stigtheawesome, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Stigtheawesome, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.

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