Population | 13.053 billion |
Capital | Zaun |
Leader | Kaiser Wilhelm |
Faith | The Iron Banner |
Currency | Iron Medallions |
Animal | Iron Wolf |
The Glorious Evolution of Sthalrim is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.053 billion Iron Lords are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaun. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Sthalrimian economy, worth a remarkable 7,099 trillion Iron Medallions a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 543,934 Iron Medallions, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and "Kaiser Wilhelm got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sthalrim's national animal is the Iron Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Iron Banner.
Sthalrim is ranked 306,287th in the world and 5,977th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -57 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Colony of HATRED AND BIGOTRY.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Federation of North Harave.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Very Democractic Nation of Eastern Juble Lux.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Kingdom of Philippinessss.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 179 » Farengeto, Kringalia, Tsunamy, Havenfell, Drugged Monkeys, Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Nowa Europa, Nova Montron, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Darakin, The naked people, Calistan, Yellunstryer, Isokenzar, Xandev, Abarri, Land Without Shrimp, Drystar, Wehraboos, USNE2018, Amerion, PenguinPies, Bear Connors Paradiso, Mapico, Zaelith, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Oreo States, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Great Scapula, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Shefino, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, Myhomecountry, Freedoom, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, Indolos, and 129 others.Saciu, The Woragopiria, United States of Belvaria, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, Unojo, The Island of Sorna, The Haughtherlands, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Mavenu, Bonobiana, Aurcania, Great Lothian, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, ARIAPOLIS01, Lynxaion, No moking, Dakalian, Altnavia, Martzbrieg, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, New Bulacan, Estival, The Republic of Everleigh, Holy Free, Goldnation, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, Sordandia, North Pernambuco, Dun Frest, Uvalor, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dhemixia, Pepoland, 0200-Gamma, Eritria, The Free Falklands, Soem, Empire of Pekoland, Hacrela, Tanyaland, Alvira, Cerespasia, Gonthavnor, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Proculus, Marnrio, Amerinsca, Doundaly, West Khazana Finsstan, Belschaft, Blipp, Awesome Imperium, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Hazahmkong, Moreana, The Ark of Survival, Emagination, Tioloman, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Yusan, Agilenion, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Greater Castille and Leon, Republic Empire of Japan, Bogani, Springwalla, Las Filipina, Aodhan, Lemenga, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Upper Ryu Lorty, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Elritch, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, North Harave, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Poguelands, and Stelmund.