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Nudest: 59th Least Corrupt Governments: 757th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,240th
The Fiefdom of
Left-wing Utopia
L'homme est né libre, et partout il est dans les fers.
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Stewiacke

Population23.964 billion

CapitalGrande-Rivière

Currencyworthless paper
Animaldead moose

The Fiefdom of Stewiacke is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 23.964 billion Stewiackeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grande-Rivière. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Stewiackean economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion worthless papers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,872 worthless papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, children are raised bilingual from an early age, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown. Stewiacke's national animal is the dead moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stewiacke is ranked 2,973rd in the world and 10th in The Maritimes for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 82.26 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Nudest: 59thLeast Corrupt Governments: 757thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,240thTop
5%
Safest: 1,725thMost Cultured: 1,977thLargest Populations: 2,458thMost Pacifist: 2,653rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,973rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,495thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,491stSmartest Citizens: 4,757thHighest Drug Use: 4,991stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,914thMost Income Equality: 5,968thHighest Economic Output: 7,013thLargest Governments: 7,428thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,581stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,184thTop
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Most Stationary: 9,564thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,519thMost Inclusive: 13,016thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,062ndNicest Citizens: 14,408thLowest Crime Rates: 15,509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,407thMost Secular: 16,516th
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Nudest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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