by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 12,049th
The Colony of
Free-Market Paradise
Live or die
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population117 million


The Colony of Stevethecolony is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 117 million Stevethecolonyians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The very strong Stevethecolonyian economy, worth 6.31 trillion minecarts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,937 minecarts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,866 per year while the poor average 14,937, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stevethecolony's national animal is the Budgie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Stevethecolony is ranked 202,479th in the world and 7,151st in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Conservative: 12,049th
Most Conservative: 376th in the region

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