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Largest Gambling Industry: 850thNudest: 1,295thHighest Crime Rates: 2,883rd
The Pirate Haven of
Compulsory Consumerist State
For the People, but Mostly Their Money!!!
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Stevensonton

Population1.224 billion

CapitalStevensonton
LeaderCaptain Steven Son
FaithWestern Trollyism

Currencyrubber
Animalwestern hexbug

The Pirate Haven of Stevensonton is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Steven Son with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, public floggings, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.224 billion Stevensontonese are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stevensonton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The thriving Stevensontonese economy, worth 96.5 trillion rubbers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 78,801 rubbers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 495,473 per year while the poor average 5,279, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.

Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stevensonton's national animal is the western hexbug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Western Trollyism.

Stevensonton is ranked 13,016th in the world and 2nd in The Erasa System for Most Armed, with 6.48 Weapons Per Person.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 850thNudest: 1,295thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2,883rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,356thFattest Citizens: 3,965thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,482ndMost Avoided: 7,170thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,249thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,932ndMost Armed: 13,016thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,545thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,822ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,913thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,280th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stevensonton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevensonton, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevensonton, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevensonton, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevensonton, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevensonton, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Stevensonton was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Stevensonton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevensonton, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Stevensonton, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.

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