The United Species of Steve World is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Scott Vanelhelm with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.023 billion Steves are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prenstia. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.

The very strong Steve Worldian economy, worth 155 trillion Steses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 77,050 Steses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", Scott Vanelhelm is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steve World's national animal is the Gay catboy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Stevianaism.

Steve World is ranked 193,218^th in the world and 3,394^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -71.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.