The Holy Wintrean Confederation of Stephenese Republic is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ọba Stephen the Wise with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.169 billion Stephenese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ichelanel. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stephenese economy, worth 969 trillion SteveNairas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 135,282 SteveNairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Wintreath in per capita stalking, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, and royal babies are so on-point right now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stephenese Republic's national animal is the Stephenese Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ìsín Awọn Ọdunkun-Potato.

Stephenese Republic is ranked 224,247^th in the world and 318^th in Wintreath for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.54 Kickbacks Per Hour.