The Holy Wintrean Confederation of Stephenese Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ọba Ajikawe I with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.631 billion Stephenese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilulodi. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stephenese economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion Nairas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 131,667 Nairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ọba Ajikawe I's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stephenese Republic's national animal is the Stephenese Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ìṣẹ̀ṣe.

Stephenese Republic is ranked 166,152^nd in the world and 220^th in Wintreath for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,636.47 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.