The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 41.939 billion Stephen Colbertians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of International Aid, Environment, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The strong Stephen Colbertian economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion counterpoints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,251 counterpoints, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Stephen Colbert's national animal is the live report.

Stephen Colbert is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in United States for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.