Do you know the battlecry of the STELLARGANG? It goes something like this:
Kadur: Actual first nation, grumpy retired main.
Stellar Colonies: Head honcho main nation.
Fendur: Constantly changing troublemaker.
The Jar Jar Jar of Jar Jar: Actual troublemaker.
Nova Satus: A galaxy or something, dead too long for me to remember.
Alard: Some kinda moon.
Martian Communities: Mars, duh.
Slettar Conolies: I thought we had him at second, but whatever.
The Downstreamers: Weird people. They scare me...
The Greatest Award: Who wouldn't want it?
The 3 Horned Spotted Yellow Bellied Crab: So delicious...
God God Binks: Personally, I think that the name says it all.
Double Poster: The eviliest of evil evilness!
Single Poster: The goodest of good goodness!
Multi Poster: *Insert horrifying sounds of death and destruction*
Sir Stellar: He keeps rambling about a British California and how peanuts are being horribly mistreated.
Beellar Beelonies: Bees