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The STELLARGANG (A Reference for N- / Z- Days)

*Bolded nations have been defeated if there is an ongoing NS event


Do you know the battlecry of the STELLARGANG? It goes something like this:

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"


Kadur: Actual first nation, grumpy retired main.

Stellar Colonies: Head honcho main nation.

Fendur: Constantly changing troublemaker.

The Jar Jar Jar of Jar Jar: Actual troublemaker.

Nova Satus: A galaxy or something, dead too long for me to remember.

Alard: Some kinda moon.

Martian Communities: Mars, duh.

Slettar Conolies: I thought we had him at second, but whatever.

The Downstreamers: Weird people. They scare me...

The Greatest Award: Who wouldn't want it? Also, a veteran of the South Pacific campaign.

The 3 Horned Spotted Yellow Bellied Crab: So delicious...and a casualty of the South Pacific campaign. May those who died provide in death as delicious fried crabs.

God God Binks: Personally, I think that the name says it all.

Strahlar Crahlonies: (Applicable)

Sir Stellar: He keeps rambling about a British California and how peanuts are being horribly mistreated.

Beellar Beelonies: nOt ThE bEeS

The Romaine: "Lettuce pray"

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