Do you know the battlecry of the STELLARGANG? It goes something like this:
Kadur: Actual first nation, grumpy retired main.
Stellar Colonies: Head honcho main nation.
Fendur: Constantly changing troublemaker.
The Jar Jar Jar of Jar Jar: Actual troublemaker.
Nova Satus: A galaxy or something, dead too long for me to remember.
Alard: Some kinda moon.
Martian Communities: Mars, duh.
Slettar Conolies: I thought we had him at second, but whatever.
The Downstreamers: Weird people. They scare me...
God God Binks: Personally, I think that the name says it all.
Sir Stellar: He keeps rambling about a British California and how peanuts are being horribly mistreated.
Beellar Beelonies: nOt ThE bEeS
The Romaine: "Lettuce pray"