The Holy Empire of the Theocracy of Stefflandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sir Kaiser with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 11.874 billion Stefflandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Brandenburg. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Stefflandian economy, worth 921 trillion Reichsthalers a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,587 Reichsthalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stefflandia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stefflandia is ranked 77,234^th in the world and 69^th in International Democratic Union for Most Stationary, with 313.78652139872 days.