by Max Barry

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 24th Most Pacifist: 26th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st
The Environmental Protectorate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
What the hell just hit my head?
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.165 billion Steenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Steenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,846 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 136,564 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, artists are pillars of society, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 88th in the world and 1st in Futaba Aoi for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 180.27 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 24thMost Pacifist: 26thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31stLargest Governments: 33rdMost Beautiful Environments: 34thSafest: 43rdLongest Average Lifespans: 48thSmartest Citizens: 73rdLowest Crime Rates: 88thMost Compassionate Citizens: 88thNicest Citizens: 110thHealthiest Citizens: 130thBest Weather: 167thLeast Corrupt Governments: 178thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241stMost Cultured: 267thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 303rdMost Stationary: 325thMost Cheerful Citizens: 502ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 576thMost Influential: 586thMost Rebellious Youth: 737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 981stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,046thMost Inclusive: 1,059thLargest Populations: 1,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,462ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,541stHighest Economic Output: 1,630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,037thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,964thMost Devout: 4,563rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,237thTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,548thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,990thHighest Average Incomes: 14,310th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Advanced Public Education.

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