The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.473 billion Steenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Steenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,265 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 136,862 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Steenia's hospitals, the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (Steenia has found 1 easter egg), travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 97,106^th in the world and 2^nd in Futaba Aoi for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 149,773 Standard Monetary Units.