Highest Average Tax Rates: 26th Most Pacifist: 28th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st
The Environmental Protectorate of
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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.067 billion Steenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Steenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,507 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 129,573 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, artists are pillars of society, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 160,593rd in the world and 10th in Futaba Aoi for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -21.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Highest Average Tax Rates: 26thMost Pacifist: 28thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31stMost Beautiful Environments: 32ndLargest Governments: 34thLongest Average Lifespans: 38thSafest: 45thSmartest Citizens: 66thMost Compassionate Citizens: 70thLowest Crime Rates: 81stNicest Citizens: 94thHealthiest Citizens: 109thBest Weather: 137thLeast Corrupt Governments: 153rdMost Cultured: 225thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 240thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 256thMost Stationary: 433rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 487thMost Influential: 513thMost Inclusive: 682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 759thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 848thLargest Populations: 1,120thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,127thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,302ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,747thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,920thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,372ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,327thMost Devout: 4,518thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,799thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,439thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,462ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,086th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Steenia lodged a message on the Futaba Aoi Regional Message Board.
  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".


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