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Highest Average Tax Rates: 75thMost Pacifist: 75thLargest Governments: 117th
The Environmental Protectorate of
Democratic Socialists
What the hell just hit my head?
Influence
Enforcer
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Steenia

Population42.22 billion

CapitalNew Willowsburg
LeaderCretor Lamjack

Currencyslapstick
Animalflying squirrel

The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.22 billion Steenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Steenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,488 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 129,993 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prudishness is on the way out, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 275,161st in the world and 2nd in Futaba Aoi for Most Pro-Market, scoring -82.11 on the Rand Index.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 75thMost Pacifist: 75thLargest Governments: 117thSafest: 121stMost Beautiful Environments: 129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 220thLowest Crime Rates: 229thSmartest Citizens: 309thLeast Corrupt Governments: 360thHealthiest Citizens: 409thBest Weather: 486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 496thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 596thNicest Citizens: 598thMost Advanced Public Transport: 600thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 639thMost Cultured: 704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 826thLargest Populations: 865thMost Rebellious Youth: 906thHighest Food Quality: 1,143rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,117thMost Inclusive: 2,772ndHighest Economic Output: 2,790thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,944thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,986thMost Devout: 14,531stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,542ndMost Income Equality: 16,972ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,271st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Steenia's influence in Futaba Aoi rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, prudishness is on the way out.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against Steenia's military.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.

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