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Highest Average Tax Rates: 66thMost Pacifist: 70thSafest: 97th
The Environmental Protectorate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
What the hell just hit my head?
Influence
Negotiator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Steenia

Population38.473 billion

CapitalNew Willowsburg
LeaderCretor Lamjack

Currencyslapstick
Animalflying squirrel

The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.473 billion Steenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Steenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,265 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 136,862 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Steenia's hospitals, the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (Steenia has found 1 easter egg), travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 97,106th in the world and 2nd in Futaba Aoi for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 149,773 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 66thMost Pacifist: 70thSafest: 97thLargest Governments: 106thMost Beautiful Environments: 112thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186thLowest Crime Rates: 200thSmartest Citizens: 250thLeast Corrupt Governments: 288thHealthiest Citizens: 302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 329thBest Weather: 348thNicest Citizens: 350thMost Compassionate Citizens: 360thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 379thLongest Average Lifespans: 389thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 438thMost Cultured: 517thMost Cheerful Citizens: 545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 557thMost Rebellious Youth: 713thHighest Food Quality: 836thLargest Populations: 976thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,425thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,455thMost Inclusive: 2,280thHighest Economic Output: 2,301stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,815thMost Devout: 7,077thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,566thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,079thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,252ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,759thHighest Average Incomes: 19,166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,801stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,440thMost Patriotic: 21,804thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,436th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Steenia's influence in Futaba Aoi rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Steenia's influence in Futaba Aoi rose from "Envoy" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Steenia's influence in Futaba Aoi rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Steenia's influence in Futaba Aoi rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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