| Population | 3.638 billion |
| Capital | Ratatoskr |
| Leader | Queen Noel |
| Faith | Wicca |
| Currency | Acorn |
| Animal | Squirrel |
The Queendom of SteamPunk Squirrels is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Noel with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.638 billion SteamPunk Squirrelsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ratatoskr. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient SteamPunk Squirrelsian economy, worth 682 trillion Acorns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,566 Acorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, a government program is underway to revitalize SteamPunk Squirrels's beaches, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SteamPunk Squirrels's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.
SteamPunk Squirrels is ranked 42,451st in the world and 1,303rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 95.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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SteamPunk Squirrels voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
- : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, a government program is underway to revitalize SteamPunk Squirrels's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
- : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
- : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, contestants on SteamPunk Squirrels's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
- : SteamPunk Squirrels voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
- : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
- : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 112 » 
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Canmore, 
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Volaworand, 
Bleakfoot, 
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Aumeltopia, 
Midand, 
Erinor, 
Tsunamy, 
Wehraboos, 
Jehenna, 
Crystal Creation, 
PenguinPies, 
Bear Connors Paradiso, 
Privatore, 
Aidenfieeld, 
Darakin, 
Curlyhoward, 
Cypheri, 
Purple Hyacinth, 
Kiasu-ism, 
Bartonia Nova, 
Brunier, 
Terran Draconia, 
Ebonhand, 
Rebel-topia, 
Alfama, 
House Ahsanul, 
Zataras, 
Marinho Islands, 
Sedunn, 
The Solar System Scope, 
Outer Utonixick Gollinican, 
Seliyan progressive Islands, 
Pamela And Hepatitis, 
Farengeto, 
Utondara, 
Transtemporal Shifts, 
Vanbella, 
Eskvenn, 
The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, 
West Pastafaria, 
Rabbitz, 
Belschaft, 
Apartment 11F, and 62 others.
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