The NationStates Card Collector of Steal This Card is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Card Thief with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.075 billion Steal This Cardians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NationStates. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Steal This Cardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion cards a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 192,125 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 825,689 per year while the poor average 28,569, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Steal This Card's national animal is the black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is NationStates Cards.

Steal This Card is ranked 31,792^nd in the world and 1^st in The Communist Blocs Card Factory for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.69 law-abiding acts per hour.