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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84thMost Influential: 246thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 904th
The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of
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Population8.363 billion

CapitalSani Bursil
LeaderLambertus VII

AnimalAuroran Cheetah

The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lambertus VII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.363 billion Staynes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sani Bursil. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Staynish economy, worth 981 trillion Kiribs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,322 Kiribs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Staynish Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown. Staynes's national animal is the Auroran Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thaerism.

Staynes is ranked 24,512th in the world and 723rd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,048.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84thMost Influential: 246thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 904thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,106thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,942ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,027thMost Secular: 7,949thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,565thMost Cultured: 11,436thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,449thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,381stNicest Citizens: 16,392ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,941stMost Developed: 17,200thMost Inclusive: 17,486thMost Pacifist: 17,572ndHighest Economic Output: 17,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,027thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,945thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,301stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,937thMost Efficient Economies: 21,050thSmartest Citizens: 22,480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,950th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 134th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 259th in the regionLargest Populations: 266th in the regionMost Secular: 273rd in the regionMost Cultured: 291st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 411th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 439th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 466th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 522nd in the regionMost Developed: 524th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 537th in the regionNicest Citizens: 556th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 563rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 576th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 585th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 593rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 642nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 657th in the regionMost Pacifist: 692nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 695th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 702nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 723rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 725th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 755th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 798th in the regionRudest Citizens: 825th in the regionLargest Governments: 891st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 915th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 925th in the regionNudest: 958th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 964th in the region

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