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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,016thMost Influential: 1,798thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,100th
The Stain of Aurora Urth Hates of
New York Times Democracy
urth: no u cant colonise this! me: haha musket go boom
Lambertus VII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.652 billion

Capitallambertus's lavatory
LeaderLambertus VII

Currencyethalrian slaves
Animalfranklin barfarter

The Stain of Aurora Urth Hates of Staynes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lambertus VII with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.652 billion filthy shirt staynes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lambertus's lavatory. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a dirty stayne of urth economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion ethalrian slaveses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,078 ethalrian slaveses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade A Dirty Stayne Of Urth Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown. Staynes's national animal is the franklin barfarter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is colonialism.

Staynes is ranked 104,761st in the world and 3,407th in The East Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 139,683 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,016thMost Influential: 1,798thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,100thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,421stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,414thMost Secular: 8,381stMost Cultured: 11,459thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,873rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,484thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,151stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,170thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,392ndMost Developed: 15,611thHighest Economic Output: 15,772ndHighest Food Quality: 16,226thMost Pacifist: 16,625thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,977thNicest Citizens: 17,493rdMost Inclusive: 18,465thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,862ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,513thSmartest Citizens: 20,801stMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,844thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,859thMost Efficient Economies: 23,172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,370thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,282ndMost Advanced Public Education: 26,879th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 124th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 214th in the regionLargest Populations: 218th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 261st in the regionMost Secular: 279th in the regionMost Cultured: 329th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 386th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 399th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 418th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 444th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 457th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 465th in the regionMost Developed: 466th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 474th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 498th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 519th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 545th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 546th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 548th in the regionNicest Citizens: 594th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 611th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 616th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 633rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 641st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 660th in the regionLargest Governments: 723rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 727th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 738th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 765th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 778th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 783rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 801st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 831st in the regionBest Weather: 846th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 937th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 944th in the regionNudest: 1,036th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,070th in the region

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