by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,421st Most Influential: 3,685th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,713th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Kindness, loyalty, strength
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population842 million



The Republic of Staubsaugen is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 842 million Staubsaugenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreck. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Staubsaugenian economy, worth 89.5 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,339 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Staubsaugen's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Staubsaugen is ranked 154,743rd in the world and 7,043rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.82 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,421stTop
Most Influential: 3,685thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,713thNicest Citizens: 3,942ndMost Pacifist: 4,366thBest Weather: 4,700thSafest: 5,003rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,314thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,647thMost Inclusive: 5,905thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,151stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,566thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,776thHealthiest Citizens: 7,826thMost Developed: 8,486thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,924thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,998thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,550thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,336thLowest Crime Rates: 15,318thMost Efficient Economies: 15,438thSmartest Citizens: 15,693rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,300thLargest Governments: 16,402nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 128th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 137th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 140th in the regionNicest Citizens: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 149th in the regionSafest: 155th in the regionMost Pacifist: 159th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 178th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 214th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Inclusive: 218th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 219th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 225th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 247th in the regionMost Developed: 272nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 283rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 289th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 317th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 338th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 377th in the regionMost Influential: 378th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 407th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 414th in the regionLargest Governments: 415th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 419th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519th in the regionMost Cultured: 555th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 586th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 731st in the region

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