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Highest Drug Use: 496thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,305thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,453rd
The Caffeinated Confederation of
Left-wing Utopia
No masters, no gods, and no forgotten apostrophes! ☭
Head Comrade Boston O'Cannon
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Statesburg

Population2.137 billion

CapitalCitystadt
LeaderHead Comrade Boston O'Cannon
FaithThe Church of Correctly Used Apostrophes

Currencyproletarivoucher
Animalenraged leftist

The Caffeinated Confederation of Statesburg is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Head Comrade Boston O'Cannon with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.137 billion Statesburgi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citystadt. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Statesburgonian economy, worth 351 trillion proletarivouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,377 proletarivouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is totally unknown. Statesburg's national animal is the enraged leftist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Correctly Used Apostrophes.

Statesburg is ranked 277,868th in the world and 1,252nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 496thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,305thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,453rdMost Inclusive: 2,022ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,486thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,513thNicest Citizens: 2,550thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,718thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,801stTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,977thHighest Food Quality: 3,255thMost Influential: 3,391stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,593rdMost Pacifist: 3,782ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,496thMost Cultured: 4,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,690thSmartest Citizens: 6,140thMost Developed: 6,236thLargest Governments: 6,408thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,526thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,729thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,818thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,884thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,118thBest Weather: 10,424thMost Secular: 11,634thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,774thMost Efficient Economies: 13,190thTop
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Nudest: 15,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,548thSafest: 16,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,698thHighest Average Incomes: 17,733rdMost Politically Free: 26,759th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Politically Free: 26th in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 81st in the regionNicest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionMost Extreme: 96th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 97th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 106th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 114th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 125th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Pacifist: 128th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 135th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Statesburg, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Statesburg, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
  • : Following new legislation in Statesburg, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Statesburg, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Statesburg lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Statesburg lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Statesburg, internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric.
  • : Statesburg lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Statesburg, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in Statesburg, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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