The Iron State of States of Evil States is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wilson with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed population of 20.302 billion States of Evil Statesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient States of Evil Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,920 trillion Imperial Cents a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,619 Imperial Cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. States of Evil States's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

States of Evil States is ranked 28,819^th in the world and 2^nd in Shadow Proclamation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.43 law-abiding acts per hour.