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State of Turelisa

Population2.553 billion

FaithReformed Christianity


The Forum Poster of State of Turelisa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Scott with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.553 billion Turelipolitans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Environment, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birmingham. The average income tax rate is 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Turelipolitan economy, worth 242 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Tourism. Average income is 95,112 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the teaching of evolution has been banned, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, and Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. State of Turelisa's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

State of Turelisa is ranked 197,783rd in the world and 112th in The League of Conservative Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 5.93 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 729thMost Devout: 996thSafest: 1,480thBest Weather: 1,493rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,510thMost Primitive: 1,621stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,728thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,649thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,363rdMost Conservative: 5,524thMost Pacifist: 5,951stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,000thHealthiest Citizens: 6,668thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,073rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,397thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,650thTop
Largest Governments: 11,922ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,585thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,131stMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,199thMost Developed: 16,777thMost Efficient Economies: 19,993rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the region

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