Population | 3.507 billion |
Capital | Berlina |
Leader | Herrscher Erich Oberländer |
Faith | Ordenite Faith |
Currency | Ordenmarks |
Animal | Eagle |
The Reichstaat of State of Ordena is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Herrscher Erich Oberländer with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.507 billion Ordenites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlina. The average income tax rate is 81.0%.
The very strong Ordenite economy, worth 443 trillion Ordenmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,442 Ordenmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by State of Ordena. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. State of Ordena's national animal is the Eagle and its national religion is Ordenite Faith.
State of Ordena is ranked 119,529th in the world and 33rd in Greater Dienstad for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,690.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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State of Ordena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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State of Ordena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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State of Ordena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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State of Ordena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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State of Ordena changed its national motto to "The Party is the State, and the State is the Party.".
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State of Ordena was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Theocratic Matriarchy of Holy Marsh, killing 283 million zombies.
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State of Ordena was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Marshite alliance for a free tupenga, curing 28 million infected.
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State of Ordena was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Marshite ponies, curing 39 million infected.
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State of Ordena was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The marshite defense council, curing 30 million infected.
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State of Ordena was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from
The Community of Marshite Hijra Khanates, curing 12 million infected.