The Dictatorship of State of Dragoonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Chancellor AMU with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.592 billion Dragoonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri-la. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dragoonian economy, worth 527 trillion Communist Dragoonian Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,383 Communist Dragoonian Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, contestants on State of Dragoonia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. State of Dragoonia's national animal is the Dragoonian Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

State of Dragoonia is ranked 67,695^th in the world and 2,714^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7.3 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.