The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 28 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 3.995 billion Starlight Glimmer 28ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Starlight Glimmer 28ian economy, worth 208 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,099 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 28's national animal is the pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starlight Glimmer 28 is ranked 31,611^th in the world and 144^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Beautiful Environments, with 785.16 pounds of wildlife per square mile.