The Allied States of Starlight Alliance is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bob with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.372 billion Starlight Allianceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starlight City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.7%.

The all-consuming Starlight Alliancean economy, worth 686 trillion Crohmas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 93,189 Crohmas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,228 per year while the poor average 14,681, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, Starlight Alliancean-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Starlight Alliance's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown. Starlight Alliance's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Starlight Alliance is ranked 21,450^th in the world and 17^th in Autropolis for Smartest Citizens, with 59.34 quips per hour.