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Safest: 2,635thMost Pacifist: 3,254thLowest Crime Rates: 3,280th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Let Them Come.
Prime Minister Kais Shova
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Starblazer

Population2.504 billion

CapitalSeptember City
LeaderPrime Minister Kais Shova

CurrencyErin
AnimalThree-banded Armadillo

The Republic of Starblazer is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kais Shova with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 2.504 billion Blazerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of September City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starblazerian economy, worth 406 trillion Erins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,384 Erins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Starblazerian schoolchildren, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starblazer's national animal is the Three-banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Starblazer is ranked 28,052nd in the world and 681st in the West Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,973.37 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Safest: 2,635thMost Pacifist: 3,254thLowest Crime Rates: 3,280thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,286thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,349thHealthiest Citizens: 3,375thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,443rdNicest Citizens: 3,600thMost Influential: 3,627thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,073rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,105thMost Developed: 4,279thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,878thMost Inclusive: 5,155thMost Cultured: 5,254thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,612thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,753rdSmartest Citizens: 5,754thBest Weather: 5,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,803rdLargest Governments: 5,812thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,902ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,958thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,016thMost Efficient Economies: 6,243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,853rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,459thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,740thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,569thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,971stHighest Average Incomes: 11,137thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,285thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,437thMost Secular: 15,652nd
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Safest: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Pacifist: 88th in the regionNicest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionMost Cultured: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 136th in the regionBest Weather: 137th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 139th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Influential: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 169th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 172nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 176th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 187th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 214th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 227th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 228th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 408th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 462nd in the regionMost Stationary: 548th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Starblazer was endorsed by The Very Modern Major-General of Bhang Bhang Duc.
  • : Starblazer endorsed The Very Modern Major-General of Bhang Bhang Duc.
  • : Following new legislation in Starblazer, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
  • : Following new legislation in Starblazer, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Starblazer, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Starblazer, all the playground's a stage for Starblazerian schoolchildren.
  • : Starblazer was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Starblazer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Starblazer, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Starblazer, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.

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