The Holy Purple Haze of Starblaydia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Korra Starblayde with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 33.08 billion Starblaydi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jhanna. The average income tax rate is 3.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starblaydi economy, worth a remarkable 5,338 trillion Starblaydi Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,385 Starblaydi Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Starblaydia's border, most towns have their Korra Starblayde High School located on Korra Starblayde Street, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent, and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starblaydia's national animal is the White Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is the Fam'dai.

Starblaydia is ranked 57,883^rd in the world and 47^th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,958.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.