The Holy Purple Haze of Starblaydia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Korra Starblayde with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 36.97 billion Starblaydi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jhanna. The average income tax rate is 3.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starblaydi economy, worth a remarkable 6,067 trillion Starblaydi Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,116 Starblaydi Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, and the nation's favourite colour is purple (Starblaydia has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starblaydia's national animal is the White Lion and its national religion is the Fam'dai.

Starblaydia is ranked 120,138^th in the world and 83^rd in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 780.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.