The Holy Purple Haze of Starblaydia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Korra Starblayde with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 33.073 billion Starblaydi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jhanna. The average income tax rate is 3.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starblaydi economy, worth a remarkable 5,337 trillion Starblaydi Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,398 Starblaydi Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, refugees from other nations are flocking to Starblaydia's border, and most towns have their Korra Starblayde High School located on Korra Starblayde Street. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starblaydia's national animal is the White Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is the Fam'dai.

Starblaydia is ranked 1,334^th in the world and 3^rd in Atlantian Oceania for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 72.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.