The Holy Purple Haze of Starblaydia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Korra Starblayde with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 35.573 billion Starblaydi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jhanna. The average income tax rate is 3.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starblaydi economy, worth a remarkable 5,876 trillion Starblaydi Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,207 Starblaydi Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starblaydia's national animal is the White Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fam'dai.

Starblaydia is ranked 10,535^th in the world and 16^th in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Average Incomes, with 165,207.81 Standard Monetary Units.