The Protectorate of Starblaydia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Korra Starblayde with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 45.31 billion Starblaydi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jhanna. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starblaydi economy, worth a remarkable 7,615 trillion Starblaydi Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,070 Starblaydi Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, and surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starblaydia's national animal is the White Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fam'dai.

Starblaydia is ranked 151,728^th in the world and 11^th in Anaia for Most Conservative, scoring 58.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.