The Holy Purple Haze of Starblaydia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Korra Starblayde with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 33.586 billion Starblaydi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jhanna. The average income tax rate is 3.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starblaydi economy, worth a remarkable 5,450 trillion Starblaydi Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,298 Starblaydi Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Korra Starblayde and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, for just a few extra Starblaydi Credits Starblaydi can get new driving records with their new cars, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starblaydia's national animal is the White Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Fam'dai.

Starblaydia is ranked 3,502^nd in the world and 3^rd in Atlantian Oceania for Most Influential, scoring 17,837 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.