The Protectorate of Starblaydia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Julius Starblayde with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 29.061 billion Starblaydi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jhanna. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starblaydi economy, worth a remarkable 4,194 trillion Starblaydi Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 144,319 Starblaydi Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Julius Starblayde's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, Julius Starblayde can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Starblaydia's national animal is the White Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Fam'dai.

Starblaydia is ranked 103,121^st in the world and 82^nd in Atlantian Oceania for Most Devout, with 10.43 Prayers Per Hour.