The Protectorate of Stanislovakania is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.412 billion Stanislovakanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stanislovakanian economy, worth 707 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 207,286 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,646,966 per year while the poor average 6,256, a ratio of 263 to 1.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, and pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stanislovakania's national animal is the orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Stanislovakania is ranked 26,305^th in the world and 30^th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Drug Use, scoring 111.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.