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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 838thMost Armed: 938thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,047th
The Protectorate of
Capitalist Paradise
Integrity, Liberty, Morality.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Stanislovakania

Population3.412 billion

FaithMoney

Currencybribe
Animalorca

The Protectorate of Stanislovakania is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.412 billion Stanislovakanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stanislovakanian economy, worth 707 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 207,286 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,646,966 per year while the poor average 6,256, a ratio of 263 to 1.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, and pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stanislovakania's national animal is the orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Stanislovakania is ranked 26,305th in the world and 30th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Drug Use, scoring 111.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 838thMost Armed: 938thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,047thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,069thFattest Citizens: 1,101stHighest Crime Rates: 1,123rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,149thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,218thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,302ndMost Avoided: 1,443rdRudest Citizens: 1,514thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,545thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,548thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,622ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,926thNudest: 4,659thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,733rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,930thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,505thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,511thHighest Average Incomes: 6,732ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,932ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,869thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,926thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,218thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,937thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,557thTop
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Most Cultured: 22,816thSmartest Citizens: 23,432nd
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Stanislovakanian restaurants.
  • : Stanislovakania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanislovakania, when people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully.

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