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Rudest Citizens: 1,356thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,205th
The Undeniable Crime Cesspool of
New York Times Democracy
Balliamo il twist! Che divertimento!
Chubby Checker
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Stanier

Population5.331 billion

CapitalCittadella di Fidanzata
LeaderChubby Checker

CurrencyAsea
AnimalBuffalo

The Undeniable Crime Cesspool of Stanier is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chubby Checker with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.331 billion Stanieresi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cittadella di Fidanzata. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stanierese economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion Aseas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,934 Aseas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Stanier's national animal is the Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stanier is ranked 176,060th in the world and 11th in Northern Ocean for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.61 Missed References Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,356thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,769thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,242ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,755thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,881stLargest Retail Industry: 2,979thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,059thSmartest Citizens: 3,067thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,134thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,238thMost Inclusive: 3,255thMost Cultured: 3,393rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,455thMost Developed: 3,480thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,051stHighest Average Incomes: 4,213thHealthiest Citizens: 4,258thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,545thBest Weather: 5,094thLowest Crime Rates: 5,738thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,946thNicest Citizens: 6,273rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,293rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,286thSafest: 8,950thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,855thLargest Governments: 10,169thHighest Economic Output: 12,705thMost Secular: 14,961stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,015thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,638th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stanier, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Following new legislation in Stanier, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanier, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Stanier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanier, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanier, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanier, saying "don't do anything that Chubby Checker wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanier, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanier, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Stanier, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.

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