Population | 2.129 billion |
Capital | Morio |
Leader | Valentine |
Faith | Stands |
Currency | roux |
Animal | skyfoogle |
The Bizarre Adventure of Stando Pawa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Valentine with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.129 billion Stand users have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morio. The average income tax rate is 55.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Stand using economy, worth 297 trillion rouxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,662 rouxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stando Pawa's national animal is the skyfoogle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stands.
Stando Pawa is ranked 11,455th in the world and 6th in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,382.05 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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Stando Pawa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
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Stando Pawa's influence in Eientei Gensokyo rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Stando Pawa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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Stando Pawa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Stando Pawa, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
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Stando Pawa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
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Stando Pawa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
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Stando Pawa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
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Stando Pawa, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
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Stando Pawa was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".