The Russian Federation of Stand USA is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.796 billion USAians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cremont. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient USAian economy, worth 332 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 118,998 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and television executives are interested in turning Vladimir Putin's zany home life into a sitcom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stand USA's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stand USA is ranked 281,187^th in the world and 1,211^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.