The Federation of Stalkeri is a massive, genial nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.247 billion Stalkerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Бар 100 рентген. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Stalkerian economy, worth 86.1 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,062 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's illegal to be caught on tape, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stalkeri's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Сталкерство.

Stalkeri is ranked 98,777^th in the world and 7^th in Franz Josef Land for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,062.42 Standard Monetary Units.