The Republic of Stabilinosc is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 283 million Stabilinoscians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The very strong Stabilinoscian economy, worth 15.9 trillion Laris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,072 Laris, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,088 per year while the poor average 7,866, a ratio of 31.7 to 1.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, military spending recently hit a new high, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Stabilinosc's national animal is the Caucasus wolf.

Stabilinosc is ranked 147,770^th in the world and 330^th in UEPU for Most Primitive, scoring -46.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.