The Unicameral Federal Republic of St Saratoga is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Jonathan Stewart with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.268 billion Saratogans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rogerbei. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saratogan economy, worth a remarkable 6,238 trillion Kredits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 246,911 Kredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes, the Beavers is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Saratoga's national animal is the Beavers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoot.

St Saratoga is ranked 49,156^th in the world and 1^st in New Coalition of Nations for Most Income Equality, scoring 60.88 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.