by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,569thMost Influential: 1,828th
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St Oaks

Population7.735 billion



The Republic of St Oaks is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ko with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 7.735 billion Kolodziejzykians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolodziejzyk. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient St Oaksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion kollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,220 kollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every school is receiving a brand new eraser, refugees from other nations are flocking to St Oaks's border, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Goat Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Oaks's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kolodziejzykism.

St Oaks is ranked 132,612th in the world and 3,224th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,569thMost Influential: 1,828thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,938thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,286thMost Inclusive: 2,355thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,472ndBest Weather: 2,934thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,089thNicest Citizens: 3,267thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,899thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,916thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,938thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,726thMost Efficient Economies: 6,096thLargest Governments: 6,391stMost Cultured: 6,407thHealthiest Citizens: 6,725thMost Developed: 6,803rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,205thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,142ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,952ndSmartest Citizens: 11,018thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,334thLargest Black Market: 14,053rdMost Stationary: 14,343rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,164thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,359thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,295thHighest Economic Output: 17,820thHighest Average Incomes: 19,317thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,580thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,150thMost Devout: 22,803rd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 95th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionBest Weather: 99th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionNicest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 166th in the regionLargest Governments: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 189th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 192nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 214th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 216th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 223rd in the regionMost Stationary: 244th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 327th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 364th in the regionLargest Populations: 408th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 415th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 441st in the regionLargest Black Market: 470th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 476th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 578th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 630th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 688th in the regionMost Devout: 695th in the region

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