by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,534thMost Influential: 1,637thMost Inclusive: 2,359th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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St Oaks

Population6.123 billion



The Republic of St Oaks is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ko with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.123 billion Kolodziejzykians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolodziejzyk. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient St Oaksian economy, worth 807 trillion kollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 131,934 kollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Oaks's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kolodziejzykism.

St Oaks is ranked 146,100th in the world and 7,454th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 49.27 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,534thMost Influential: 1,637thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,359thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,384thMost Pacifist: 2,713thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,119thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,220thNicest Citizens: 3,348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,501stBest Weather: 3,735thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,068thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,383rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,663rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,455thMost Efficient Economies: 5,701stMost Cultured: 6,658thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,717thLargest Governments: 7,375thMost Developed: 7,537thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,040thHealthiest Citizens: 8,403rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,482ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,467thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,900thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,728thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,445thLargest Black Market: 13,756thMost Stationary: 15,903rdMost Corrupt Governments: 16,221stLowest Crime Rates: 17,310thHighest Average Incomes: 18,330thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,662ndHighest Economic Output: 20,463rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 102nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 105th in the regionBest Weather: 114th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 126th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 135th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionMost Influential: 178th in the regionMost Cultured: 183rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 193rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 225th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 248th in the regionMost Stationary: 274th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 331st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 331st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 343rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 347th in the regionLargest Black Market: 352nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 375th in the regionLargest Populations: 415th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 476th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 482nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 482nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 752nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 999th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,077th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : St Oaks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : St Oaks was endorsed by The Republic of Andinla.
  • : St Oaks voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vilita and Turori".
  • : St Oaks voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Military Identification Tag Act".
  • : Following new legislation in St Oaks, boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable.
  • : St Oaks was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in St Oaks, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in St Oaks, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in St Oaks, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in St Oaks, euthanasia is legal.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 148 » Drugged Monkeys, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Tsunamy, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Erinor, Abarri, Belschaft, Si-topia, Jehenna, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Aidenfieeld, Wyatonians, Darakin, Linguiniland, The naked people, Luddinlande, Aywhyou, Poopisiya, Escevola, Volaworand, Sedunn, Calistan, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The Solar System Scope, Rebel-topia, Moreana, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Concrete Slab, Saciu, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Aumeltopia, Beepee, The United Expanse, Aurcania, Silberne Wache, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Vincent Field, Xandev, Aguatania, Auphelia, Qvait, Whimichy, Centristvill, USNE2018, and 98 others.Wehraboos, Dasko, Nowa Europa, Sesteran, Agalaesia, Land Without Shrimp, Amerion, PenguinPies, Phanama, Zaelith, Rabbitz, Drystar, Imperial Duck, The Filippinas, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Omiri, The Tecorogan Federation, Qawe, Astraee, Tilipria, Jaxon, Bear Connors Paradiso, Cohors Stercore, Madreia, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Isles of Creckero, Curlyhoward, Terran Draconia, Yeldarbsland, Serendiva, Kandorith, Bawkie, Tepertopia, Massacia, Tarnik, Fasire, Domen Lespri, Great Africans, North Kanuckistan, Gliasco, Ebonhand, Hutington, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Anserisa, Holy Free, Meridu, Soem, Roterdamia, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Utondara, Weburya, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Eskvenn, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, The South Channel Islands, Charloa, Tadreodal, Ralphburg, Sau Man Frescher, Virmena, ChickenDome, Melicorium, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Quh, Elan Sleazebaganno, Kervanosia, Merevane, Baltenlands, Nova Kobol, Marinho Islands, Compli, Foxtan, Eggraria, Shefino, Warotecia, Starsight, Markla, The Worst army of, Bumblegaria, Whole India, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Free United Republic, NganXuan, Corgitopiaa, Walmart Store, Matak Tribes, LadyRebels, Laamiva, Wubbiland, Well F, West Fallows, Rhetiaa, Trepsit, Atuan, and Andinla.

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