The Marianist Liberal Arts of St Marys University is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pope with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.247 billion St Marys Universityians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The frighteningly efficient St Marys Universityian economy, worth a remarkable 4,840 trillion Marionists a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 227,829 Marionists, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the government's stance on marriage is 'Let St Marys Universityians marry themselves'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. St Marys University's national animal is the Rattler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

St Marys University is ranked 9,591^st in the world and 125^th in NationStates for Smartest Citizens, with 95.04 quips per hour.