The Marianist Liberal Arts of St Marys University is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pope with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.864 billion St Marys Universityians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.

The frighteningly efficient St Marys Universityian economy, worth a remarkable 5,823 trillion Marionists a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 234,195 Marionists, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 705,750 per year while the poor average 60,587, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', anti-government web sites are springing up, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. St Marys University's national animal is the Rattler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

St Marys University is ranked 292,969^th in the world and 779^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.68 law-abiding acts per hour.