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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,603rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,668thNicest Citizens: 1,989th
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Ssejekistan

Population2.599 billion

CapitalTorban
LeaderTorgo Jileshtu and Baradai Valisheyu
FaithSsejekistani Polytheism

Currencylucre
Animaldragon

The People's Republic of Ssejekistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Torgo Jileshtu and Baradai Valisheyu with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.599 billion Ssejeks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torban. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ssejekistani economy, worth 272 trillion lucres a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,974 lucres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torgo Jileshtu and Baradai Valisheyu's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, and millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Torban with effluent. Crime is totally unknown. Ssejekistan's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ssejekistani Polytheism.

Ssejekistan is ranked 156,670th in the world and 56th in Deep Storage for Most Average, scoring 28.73 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,603rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,668thNicest Citizens: 1,989thMost Inclusive: 2,022ndTop
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Best Weather: 2,063rdMost Pacifist: 2,063rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,897thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,439thHealthiest Citizens: 3,910thSafest: 4,159thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,596thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,620thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,751stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,755thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,781stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,679thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,008thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,124thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,195thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,428thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,327thSmartest Citizens: 11,802ndLargest Governments: 12,782ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,989thMost Income Equality: 16,089thMost Secular: 16,250thMost Cultured: 16,438thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,648thMost Politically Free: 19,730th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ssejekistan, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Torban with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Ssejekistan, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ssejekistan, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in Ssejekistan, Torgo Jileshtu and Baradai Valisheyu's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Ssejekistan, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned dragonball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Ssejekistan, the SBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Ssejekistan, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
  • : Following new legislation in Ssejekistan, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ssejekistan, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Ssejekistan, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.

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