The Democratic States of SRG25 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.314 billion SRGians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mumbai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient SRG25ian economy, worth 455 trillion INRS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,539 INRS, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, a popular SRG25ian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to SRG25ian politicians, and tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SRG25's national animal is the LION, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SRG25 is ranked 6,728^th in the world and 12^th in The Kodiak Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.46 law-abiding acts per hour.