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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,038th Nicest Citizens: 1,752nd Healthiest Citizens: 1,786th
The Harmonist Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
For our ponies, our homelands, & our friendships abroad
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.788 billion

LeaderMonarch Swing Orchestra

Currencyglass bit
Animalsnow phoenix

The Harmonist Empire of Squeeheart is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Monarch Swing Orchestra with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.788 billion Squeeheartians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Applecore. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Squeeheartian economy, worth a remarkable 2,498 trillion glass bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,364 glass bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime is totally unknown. Squeeheart's national animal is the snow phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Harmonism.

Squeeheart is ranked 2,459th in the world and 12th in Pony Lands for Most Cultured, scoring 206 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,038thTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,752ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,786thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,255thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,426thMost Cultured: 2,459thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,570thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,763rdMost Developed: 2,791stSmartest Citizens: 3,149thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,158thMost Efficient Economies: 3,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,251stBest Weather: 3,356thMost Influential: 3,384thMost Devout: 3,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,066thMost Inclusive: 4,513thMost Stationary: 4,533rdHighest Economic Output: 4,590thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,750thMost Pacifist: 4,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,915thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,736thHighest Average Incomes: 6,162ndSafest: 7,205thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,293rdLargest Governments: 7,413thTop
Nudest: 8,753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,023rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,103rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,113thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,640thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,781stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,630thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,113thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,068thLargest Populations: 15,287thLowest Crime Rates: 15,687thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,946th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, The Candy Of Bottles, Lyra and Bon Bon, and Lunaray.

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