The People's Republic of Spytopia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 442 million Spytopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MADison. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spytopian economy, worth 48.4 trillion parkies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,502 parkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-parky mansions, farting etiquette is taught in schools, there's a bright dawn ahead for Spytopia, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spytopia's national animal is the shoebill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spytopia is ranked 123,003^rd in the world and 1,933^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,445.53 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.