The Creamy Dreams of Spyri is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wolfgang Krüger with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.192 billion Spyrians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redfront. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Spyrian economy, worth 254 trillion Yr'is a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,656 Yr'is, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,242,923 per year while the poor average 17,361, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, citizens are grown in vats, and the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spyri's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Riftanity.

Spyri is ranked 17,371^st in the world and 1^st in Reformationstag for Most Patriotic, with 55.29 flags saluted per person per day.