by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 723rd Most Influential: 1,243rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,396th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Whatever It Takes!
Captain Funk
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.286 billion

CapitalSpunky City
LeaderCaptain Funk
FaithDisciples of Funk

Currencygood boy point
AnimalScary Fairy

The Kingdom of Spunkland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Funk with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.286 billion Spunkishes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spunky City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spunklandian economy, worth 395 trillion good boy points a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,242 good boy points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Spunklandian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spunkland's national animal is the Scary Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Disciples of Funk.

Spunkland is ranked 139,085th in the world and 7,744th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 723rdMost Influential: 1,243rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,396thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,987thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,829thLargest Black Market: 11,011thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,127thMost Cultured: 12,315thMost Developed: 12,592ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,767thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,764thLowest Crime Rates: 14,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,563rdNudest: 15,178thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,466thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,591stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,632ndLargest Governments: 17,011th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 199th in the regionLargest Black Market: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 322nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 411th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 448th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 529th in the regionNudest: 534th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 535th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 540th in the regionMost Cultured: 618th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 633rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 679th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 681st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 700th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 704th in the regionMost Developed: 734th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 743rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 767th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 777th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 782nd in the regionLargest Governments: 814th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 819th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 848th in the region

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