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Best Weather: 11,223rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,056thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,281st
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Spring Ukraine

Population315 million

CapitalIdynazvuk

Currencyhryvnia
Animalsolovey

The Republic of Spring Ukraine is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 315 million Ukrainians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idynazvuk. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ukrainian economy, worth 7.30 trillion hryvnias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 23,179 hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and almost all products in Spring Ukraine are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spring Ukraine's national animal is the solovey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spring Ukraine is ranked 149,476th in the world and 2nd in the Saas Islands for Most Stationary, with 64.31150050728 days.

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Best Weather: 11,223rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,056thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,281stNicest Citizens: 12,777thTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,055thMost Income Equality: 16,842ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,433rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,937thMost Pacifist: 18,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,876thHighest Food Quality: 19,547thHealthiest Citizens: 20,017thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,431stMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,213th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spring Ukraine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Spring Ukraine created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in Spring Ukraine, almost all products in Spring Ukraine are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Spring Ukraine, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Following new legislation in Spring Ukraine, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Spring Ukraine, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Spring Ukraine, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Spring Ukraine, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Spring Ukraine, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping.
  • : Following new legislation in Spring Ukraine, discarded pennies litter the streets.

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