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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rdMost Pacifist: 187thLowest Crime Rates: 198th
The Sleepy Orion Beary Way of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Their Theirs; Our Ours; Your Yours.
Sleepy Orion Chief the SPOOKY
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Spooky Orion Bowshock

Population25.405 billion

CapitalSaint Sleepy Orion Ecumenopolis
LeaderSleepy Orion Chief the SPOOKY
FaithSleepy Orion Beary Catholic

CurrencySleepy Orion Bamboo
AnimalSleepy Orion Panda

The Sleepy Orion Beary Way of Spooky Orion Bowshock is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sleepy Orion Chief the SPOOKY with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.405 billion Sleepy Orion Carebears are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Sleepy Orion Ecumenopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sleepy Carebeary economy, worth a remarkable 5,669 trillion Sleepy Orion Bamboos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 223,148 Sleepy Orion Bamboos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spooky Orion Bowshock's national animal is the Sleepy Orion Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sleepy Orion Beary Catholic.

Spooky Orion Bowshock is ranked 205,712th in the world and 8,350th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 19.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rdMost Pacifist: 187thLowest Crime Rates: 198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 239thSafest: 252ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 265thMost Devout: 296thMost Rebellious Youth: 320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 324thBest Weather: 358thMost Cheerful Citizens: 385thMost Beautiful Environments: 395thMost Advanced Public Education: 419thLargest Publishing Industry: 514thHighest Average Tax Rates: 599thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 620thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 654thLargest Governments: 709thMost Developed: 711thLongest Average Lifespans: 809thNicest Citizens: 827thMost Influential: 987thMost Cultured: 1,016thHealthiest Citizens: 1,141stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,269thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,312thSmartest Citizens: 1,372ndHighest Economic Output: 1,633rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,638thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,342ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,659thLargest Populations: 3,888thHighest Average Incomes: 4,835thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,351stMost Stationary: 8,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,912thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,390thMost Inclusive: 9,846thTop
Most Income Equality: 15,007thMost Authoritarian: 16,883rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,843rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 113th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 160th in the regionMost Stationary: 177th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 373rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 410th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 434th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 488th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 528th in the regionMost Inclusive: 587th in the regionMost Income Equality: 695th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 816th in the region

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