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Largest Information Technology Sector: 332ndHighest Crime Rates: 479thMost Inclusive: 998th
The Topian of
Democratic Socialists
DERP!!!!
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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Spode Humbled Minions

Population8.847 billion

CapitalCairo
FaithRakeoian Paganism

Currencyderpfund
Animalsharkderp

The Topian of Spode Humbled Minions is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.847 billion derp are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving derp economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion derpfunds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,216 derpfunds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is flooded with compensation requests, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spode Humbled Minions's national animal is the sharkderp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rakeoian Paganism.

Spode Humbled Minions is ranked 205,977th in the world and 134th in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -12.07 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 332ndHighest Crime Rates: 479thMost Inclusive: 998thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,088thMost Cultured: 1,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,314thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,518thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,973rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,329thMost Armed: 2,379thNicest Citizens: 2,604thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,692ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,771stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,827thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,256thSmartest Citizens: 3,337thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,840thMost Influential: 4,154thNudest: 4,278thHealthiest Citizens: 4,336thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,498thLargest Black Market: 5,586thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,933rdBest Weather: 8,365thHighest Average Incomes: 8,997thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,991stHighest Economic Output: 10,156thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,771st
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the region

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