The Constitutionocracy of Spncrgmn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Spencer with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 18.409 billion Spncrgmnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colburn. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spncrgmnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,103 trillion Squares a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,925 Squares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime is totally unknown. Spncrgmn's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spncrgmn is ranked 32,422^nd in the world and 179^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 264,116 Standard Monetary Units.