The Constitutionocracy of Spncrgmn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Spencer with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, humorless population of 15.01 billion Spncrgmnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colburn. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spncrgmnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion Squares a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,034 Squares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Spencer's bedroom, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, patriots insist that size does matter, and a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an 'Air Brancaland' flight has been offered asylum. Crime is totally unknown. Spncrgmn's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spncrgmn is ranked 63,566^th in the world and 613^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,330.46 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.